There are two ways to run an event venue: the boring way, and the Satire way.
While most breweries stick strictly to pouring beer, we love opening up our doors to creative experiences, live performances, and hands-on community projects. If you’re looking for a venue that embraces originality, here is a look at what goes down behind the scenes at Satire Brewing Company.
Live Entertainment: Stand-Up Comedy & Mentalists We believe craft beer tastes better when you’re actually entertained. That’s why we host regular live events that get the whole room involved:
Next Stop Comedy Nights: For over a year and a half, we’ve partnered with Next Stop Comedy to bring top-tier stand-up comedians to Thornton. Held once a month on Thursday nights, these shows regularly pack out our space with 60 to 110+ guests looking for great beer and real laughs.
Speciality Acts: We love bringing in mind-bending performers—like high-level comedians and mentalists—to keep our community engaged, laughing, and scratching their heads.
Over 40 Varieties of DIY Workshops We don't just host entertainment; we host hands-on creation. In our flexible Back Brewing Room, we’ve hosted over 40 distinct varieties of DIY workshops. We don't charge workshop organizers a venue rental fee to use the space, making it a home for local makers and curious locals alike. Past workshops include:
Bonsai tree shaping and cultivation
Stained glass crafting and suncatcher making
Cookie decorating and specialty baking classes
Hands-on cooking demonstrations and art sessions
These workshops bring together people who might never normally step into a taproom, giving everyone a chance to sip a fresh brew, grab some food, and learn a new skill.
What We Love to Host
While we’re selective about keeping our environment relaxed and respectful, we love hosting milestone gatherings for folks who want a stress-free event:
Corporate Celebrations: We love corporate groups looking to treat their employees to great scratch-made food, custom cocktails, and open tabs in a non-stuffy setting.
Reunions & Retirement Parties: Our connected room options let long-lost friends connect without feeling crowded.
Showers & Milestones: We welcome baby and bridal showers with open arms — provided you leave the glitter at home and coordinate any extra decor details with us beforehand!
Whether you’re buying tickets for our next comedy night, signing up for a bonsai class, or planning a company party, drop by Satire Brewing Company and see how we do events differently.
FAQ’s — Frequently Asked Questions
How do I buy tickets for Next Stop Comedy nights or special acts?
You can check our website's event calendar or stop by the taproom to grab tickets ahead of time. Shows usually run on select Thursday nights in the Back Brewing Room and regularly sell out, so grabbing tickets early is always smart.
I want to host a DIY workshop at Satire. How does that work?
We love hosting local creators! Right now, we don't charge workshop organizers a space rental fee to host their class in our flexible Back Brewing Room. You bring the instruction and attendees, and we provide the space, fresh beer, and scratch-made eats. Reach out to us to pitch your workshop idea!
Can we bring a DJ or live music for our party?
We handle music on a case-by-case basis. Because our open-air patio and shared taproom spaces host all kinds of guests, we don't allow music with explicit language ("F-bombs"). In most cases, we recommend bringing your own Bluetooth speaker for private room gatherings so you can control your playlist without interfering with the taproom vibe.
What types of events do you host most often?
We regularly host corporate parties, milestone birthdays, retirement celebrations, high school reunions, and community craft workshops.
How do you handle dietary restrictions for group events?
Easily! Just let us know ahead of time. While our main food menu leans heavily into delicious comfort food, we offer great vegetarian, vegan, and gluten-free options so every single guest in your party is taken care of.
