Satire Cocktail Gallery

Satire Brewing Company recognizes that not everyone likes beer. Weird? Yes, but who are we to judge? So we create one of a kind craft cocktails and original seltzers that pack a punch. We recently took over the bar area next to us, previously occupied by Mystic Mountain Brewery. This will give Satire even more space and variety for your drinking pleasure. Our brewery now has a full cocktail bar menu with tequila and whiskey tastings. Problem solved!

Come taste the fun!

Small family owned local business.

Interior of a bar with a long wooden counter, black barstools, a dartboard on the wall, multiple TV screens, high tables with barstools, warm lighting from chandeliers, and decorative wall art.
Interior of a rustic bar with a wooden counter, high stools, and wall shelves with decorations. T-shirts hanging on the wall, and warm lighting from chandeliers.
Interior of a rustic room with wooden walls, decorative wall hangings, a long sand box table, round dark wood tables, and stools. There is also a wall-mounted candle holder, shelves with vases and decorative items, and a door with sunlight coming thr
Interior of a cozy bar with a wooden counter, bar stools, shelves of liquor bottles, and decorative lighting.
Shelves of hats, shirts, and other apparel, with a wooden sign on top of a clothing rack reading 'there is too much thing as too much'.
A dartboard hanging on a wooden wall, with darts present on the bullseye.
A hand holding a glass of dark amber liquor, with another glass in the background and a person pouring more liquor into the glass.
A glass of orange-colored beverage with a logo reading 'Satire Brewing Company' placed on a brown wooden surface, with a blurred background of a man in outdoor clothing, a raised fist, and colorful flowers in a garden.
Autumn leaves on the ground with a glass of beer and floating red hearts above it.
A glass of sparkling green beverage with ice, held by a hand wearing a black glove. The glass has a logo with a large black 'S' and the word 'SATIRE' underneath. The glass is supported by a pair of yellow legs with green striped socks, standing on a
A glass of iced tea on a table at an outdoor patio, with two people dressed as Harry Potter and Hermione flying through the sky in the background.
A pink glass with the logo of Satire Brewing Company, placed inside a paper boat on water, next to a security camera or surveillance device. The scene is set against a cloudy sky.
A hand pointing at a shuffleboard court, with a puck in the foreground and a casual indoor setting in the background.
A pink toy car with a Barbie doll inside, wearing sunglasses and a pink hat, pink background, with a helicopter flying above carrying a sign that reads 'Pink Lemousine' and a glass of pink drink with the 'SATIRE Brewing Co.' logo
A cartoon-style illustration of a man with a beard, wearing a cap and making a face with his eyes closed, holding a glass of beer with the logo of Satire Brewing Company on it, in a cozy room with orange walls decorated with pictures and a plant in t
A pink beverage in a champagne flute with a crown of thorns around the rim, a hand dipping a piece of bread into the drink, and a logo on the glass that says 'Sattre Brewing Company'.
A glass of pale yellow beer with frothy head placed on a wooden surface. Two brown eggs with orange wire legs resembling chicken feet surround the glass in the foreground. The background is blurred with outdoor furniture and lights.
Street art mural on brick wall featuring a woman giving a thumbs-up, a glass of bubbly with a logo, and a poster reading 'Cougar approved! 5 out of 5 Cougar points!' with an image of gold coins and a woman with a pixelated face wearing a navy basebal

VAN NILLA ICE

BRONCO CREAM

UNDER THE COVERS COCKTAIL

WET BUSH BLUEBERRY

MARGASM

RAZZGASM

VAN NILLA ICE BRONCO CREAM UNDER THE COVERS COCKTAIL WET BUSH BLUEBERRY MARGASM RAZZGASM