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Dark, smokey and chocolate spruce ale with Colorado blue spruce tips. After swilling, you will be ready to put some hurt on some foreign guys with bad accents. Yippee ki yay mf’ers! 7%

Malty sweet amber, savory caramel and chocolate flavor. A toast to the alert and over 1200 children saved. Always be aware.

VAN OAK ALE - A creamy vanilla amber aged lightly on whiskey oak that sounds like it’s named after Dutch royalty. Think cream soda, beer, and oak with a finish of the whiskey. Smooth as a baby’s bottom, in your mouth. 6%

LEGENDARY OLD SCROTUM - Molly Brown Bourbon Barrel aged barley wine (beer) with English mannerisms. Vanilla, caramel, oak and bourbon. Like an old scrotum that has carried out important protection responsibilities over the years to insure future generations can exist, this ale will protect you from harm. Warm in your hand, massage gently, bring it to your lips.

Raspberry Racoon - Fruit ale packed with raspberries. Subtle tartness. Lacking a name for the beer, we named it after a racoon in our backyard.

WHIZ - A clean Colorado pilsner ale, yellow in color and looks like pee in a glass. Remember when you were on that road trip and you had to go and the idiot driver wouldn’t pullover? Tastes as good as that felt when you relieved yourself.

HUCK OFF - Huckleberry fruit beer. Beautiful purplish color, sweet and tart. For that special someone in your life just tell them to Huck Off.

Named Snatch because it rhymes with Hatch, the type of chilies used. Robust flavor, toasted corn and firm heat. Get ya some hot snatch!

HEAVEN SERIES: (Cherry, Blueberry, Blackberry, etc) Double creamed ales. Sweet with heavenly rich fruit taste. We are so excited about this we double creamed it for your pleasure, or maybe ours. Please don’t ask what double creamed is.

BLACK ICE - Rich dark taste in a sneaky slick black ale that goes down way too easy (not that we know) … AKA black ice. It can fool you at 5.8%.

An IPA with a different direction than typical German beers using traditional malts with English and American hops. Giving perverts everywhere a good name. Sort of. Bring out the perv in you!

Big Minocha IPA - Double IPA featuring Simcoe and Citra hops. Malty and hoppy. There have been a few Big Minocha sightings around Colorado but mostly seen on the plains of the Midwest and frequently spotted around sports stadiums. They have an unquenchable thirst for IPA's!

PEARANOID - Winter shandy. Sweet pear and brilliant seasonal spice. Don't worry no one is watching how many you drink. Or are they? Grab a pear!

BY RAISIN OF INSANITY - Belgian style ale aged on an insane amount of raisins. We were once tried for a capital offense and got off by reason of insanity, now we make your beer.

Our Four Schweddy Balls Stouts:

DOWN THE CHIMNEY | BACK DOOR SANTA | DENVER MINT | HORNY ELF

Say it three times without messing up. Dare ya! Chocolate, peanut butter, bourbon, and oak. Wow!

Robust flavor, dedicated to one of the most selfless acts in history during WWII, involving four chaplains of different faiths. Search four chaplains for amazing story or ask beertender. Made with four hops Simcoe, Centennial, Columbus and Amarillo to commemorate.

Wheat ale, a classic German Hefeweizen with banana (aka Monkey) and clove notes. Very popular in single mens’ groups. If you are feeling stressed out, time to relax and enjoy a Monkey Spank!

A juicy citrus IPA. OJ Simpson’s real name is Orenthal James, so OJ, and nicknamed “The Juice.” Falsely accused of a dual murder in 1994. I recently found a pair of leather gloves that fit me perfectly, they got wet, dried, and were too small. Hmmm…

Voluptuous Melons Ale: Refreshing watermelon shandy handcrafted with big ripe melons. Booby trapped with a fresh fruit explosion that may have you sucking on these all day long. Stacked with flavor and perky titillating taste when it is cold. Get one in your taster rack or take a few jugs to go!

DILLDO: For your pleasure, we bring you a DILL loaded pickle beer. Good for when you are not in the mood for the same old thing. "Perhaps the worst beer name in the state". - Westword Magazine 5%

AMERICAN HEROES HONEY ALE: Light honey ale made with an amazing blend of honeys. Dedicated to American Heroes in Action a non profit that supports injured military personnel, firefighters, police officers and first responders.

HANG SUELO IPA - Citrus, pineapple, melon hop taste. So ripe and juicy the fruit is almost hanging to the ground (suelo). If you are a young man or woman hang suelo can be good, however if you are an older man or woman...6.2%

LEMONADO BARREL AGED - Tornado of lemon flavor in a big fruit beer. Fresh lemon zest, aged in a Breckenridge Whiskey barrel. Could blow your taste buds away. 11.5%

The bad girlfriend is one of the most popular and unique beers we have on tap. An Apricot Belgian with a KICK. Careful how many bad girlfriends you burn through else you might wake up with a headache you can't escape. We have a TON of fun with our beers, the names, and the intricate process of brewing something just right for you to enjoy. If you haven't tried her out, grab her while you can. 😉