Our Four Schweddy Balls Stouts:

DOWN THE CHIMNEY Schweddy Balls Christmas Series of stouts. Named after SNL epic skit. Gingerbread chocolate coffee stout. Semi sweet and scrumptious. Goes down the chimney way to easy. Santa misses the days when he first got married and Mrs. Claus use to go down the chimney. TMI. 6.6%

BACK DOOR SANTA - Scheweddy balls series. Velvety coffee stout with chocolate, caramel, coconut and vanilla. We all know Santa doesn’t really come down the chimney, he comes through the back door. Named after a song by Clarence Carter 1968 and replayed by Bon Jovi 1987. 6.6%

DENVER MINT - Luscious mint chocolate and coffee stout. Schweddy series. Colorado legislation just passed this beer as official state liquid currency. Current barter exchange is generally one beer for three goats. 6.4%

HORNY ELF - Schweddy series. Cinnamon, vanilla, hazelnut, coffee and chocolate in a creamy and salacious coffee stout. He got sent to elf detention for lascivious misconduct. Keep it zipped up next time pal. 6.4%